Erin Go Bragh!! Let's get going on St. Patty's day...We have been milked and we need to get this show going...Opening Audio time...Well not yet...Marsha called to rip on her harmonica...OK let's try this again...Let's start things off with an elder...She loves the color green...We know what green does...A woman had a breakdown over her haircut that she wanted to look like some TikTok star...Rizzo is an anti-guy-ite...He is not a fan of Guy Fieri, and it sounds like he does not want to try his corned beef recipe...Gene Simmons is a hard pill to swallow...Gene went on a new station in LA and did the weather, and boy oh boy was it brutal...Just a dab of Gene will do...Butch and Suni are finally coming home...Reports are that they will return Tuesday evening...There are even more inconsistencies surrounding the death of Gene Hackman and his wife...Her doctor says she called him the day after police say she passed away...Bill Belichick was doing  yoga on the beach during spring break instead of prepping for the season...A Cheeto shaped like Micheal Jordan's Jumpman logo is going up for auction...A documentary is coming out claiming that Jim Morrison of The Doors is still alive...Not only that, he is rumored to be living in Rochester, NY and is now a janitor...A man scammed friends and family out of millions of dollars claiming he had a company which referenced Seinfeld "Vandelay Industries" ...How no one caught on was crazy...He was sentenced to four years in jail...Has anyone ever heard of a dobby border? That is the portion of the towel towards the bottom that has lines...There is a man who has eaten his 35,000th Big Mac...He has set a world record...His name is Don Gorske and he looks exactly like a Gorske would look in your mind...We had to play the best St. Patty's Day news story of all time...There was a scary 16 car pile-up on I26 this morning...Kanye now has a song with Diddy and his own daughter...There was a show in the 1970's that was strictly celebrities bowling...Nothing else...What is something else is this St. Patty's edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!