Let's wet your whistle to start the week with a Rizzo Double Dippy...Timberlake was whining on stage about his DUI but we did learn he was let go out of a traffic stop earlier in the night...Be careful Grohl...Don't get doxed by Swifties...We found out that Little Debbie aka Jack Kevorkian has been killing us with her sweet treats for years...The zebra cakes are the most unhealthy snack you can eat...The only radio station and show in the continental United States that cares about the thoughts of Joy Behar is this one...We had a Behar Bonanza as she had no idea the girl on her show had her mother killed and she let her sexual frustration spill over when talking about Bill Belichick in the sack...DJ Dunny Done is DONE according to Johnny....We met a man over the weekend that wanted to be a disc jockey on The Mountain...We played some of him giving it a go and it wasn't well received...Belichick's girl has a type and it's OLD...Speaking of type...Hall Of Fame coach Andy Reid has a type...And its 80/20 chuck beef...He admitted to downing 60 cheeseburgers during the filming of a commercial for State Farm...Playboy requested the services of country star Terri Clark for a cool $1 Million ...A woman called and prefers Dolly for the cover...Fat Beach Day is a thing...Beaches all over the country are holding Fat Beach Day so all the bigs can flarp about with no care in the world...We suggested not going banana hammock because the elastic might irritate the thighs...Marcelos poor puppet hole...A woman who is married to a rag doll comes back in the news every year except this time her rag doll husband has been cheating with 10 men...We say burn in hell to the seaside alarm sound on the iPhone...We checked in on the health of Micheal Jackson's chimp Bubbles...Bubbles it's ok to open your eyes and your ears and check out the Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show ...HAWK TUAH!!