IT'S URINE!! That's probably what Danny Trejo would have rather heard than "its acid" as he got water balloons thrown at him during a parade...Can we not play around with fireworks? Someone put fireworks next to a porta-potty in an attempt to scare someone inside and accidentally blew it up! A drive by cheesing? That's what happened in Wisconsin...Lots of things being thrown around over the holiday weekend? Kevin Bacon needs to hear "I love you" ...The Hawk Tuah girl is about to get a reality TV show and Mama June needs to start an Onlyfans...Neverland Ranch is in the cross hairs of the California wildfires...The loss is so heartbreaking...The ferris wheel that stops at the top for extended periods of time...The tree houses...The closets filled with Oshkosh B Gosh clothing...Such a loss for America...A local apartment complex is all over the news for another shooting and we talked to a woman that lives there that carries a taser, pepper spray and a .9 to walk her dog...Can anyone help us figure out some good fat guy sports? Rizzo had to play soccer with the boy for 2 hours and almost died...Listeners called...Pool...Bowling...Golf...Shot Put...Shuffleboard...Esports...Frisbee golf...We settled on channel surfing...Speaking of fat guys...Artificial intelligence is taking over for women as more men are finding love with fake women online...We also learned Rizzo ran up a $417 phone bill as a teen boy playing his skin flute while on a 1-900 number...Gen Z's don't like sex scenes in movies...Walmart prices have skyrocketed in 2 years...People are drinking hand sanitizer to get drunk...If you were flown to England and brought to a Taylor Swift concert and you were proposed to, would you say no? That's what one girl said...NO...Liverpool didn't fit her vibe...Don't ever send someone a banana gram...Just enjoy this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show