We don't give you the whole audio piece...Just the clips to start your Tuesday back...Dating in Alabama is tough...Try to avoid dating your family members or you'll have kids with elbow knees...A woman in Indiana was told telepathically from Kanye West to steal a car with a baby in it...A man gave us a motivational speech which could have been the worst ever...Sounded like he was reading it from the ledge of a building...Ken Jennings Jeopardy career is on the ropes because he does not have great comedic timing...He has hired famed comedian Bruce Valanch to help with his jokes...We finally found a quality news story...Not quality in the content but quality in how it was delivered...A man kept doing a #2 on a family's porch...The second time he did it he rang the doorbell...He must have been proud of that one...A reminder to everyone in Asheville...Police will never call or email you if you have a warrant out for your arrest...Don't fall for the scam...Joey Chestnut plowed through 83 hotdogs on Labor Day to win 100k...NASA astronauts Butch and Suni are still stuck in space and are hearing weird sounds...What U Talkin Bout Willis? Gary Coleman murdered? That is the new documentary coming out 15 years after his death...His wife is rumored to have done 4ft 8' Gary in...Just the stumps? A group of people keeps leaving food past the sell by date at a shelter...Cheetos...Yogurt...Does the sell by date mean expired? Is it wrong to take 3 TO-GO plates from a BBQ...That's what Jeff did...That is our Listener Court this morning brought to you by VooDoo Brewing Co. in Arden...Gil called and still wants Jeff dead...Teachers it's OK to try to be cool..Let's quit with the rapping...A man drank 24oz of ranch in 10 seconds to win a contest...Keep your eye out on your fast food apps as the prices on the app could be more than the menu prices...Tim Walz was at the state fair licking an ice cream cone...Afterwards he got in a fender bender...Get yourself a cone to lick and listen to the Tuesday after Labor Day edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!