REALLY BIG SHOW!! Rizzo decided to channel Ed Sullivan this morning to kick things off on Friday the 13th...2 birthday bonanzas and a story about the USPS were a part of opening audio...A guy had to suffer through a mariachi happy birthday from a drunk neighbor...When you are in your 80's, let's not put 80+ candles on a cake...The USPS is getting new trucks and people are elated...A man. A car. A cucumber. A lunchbox...How do they all go together? A man took a cucumber and stuck it in the grille of a car and then proceeded to make love to it...Then he put it back in his lunchbox and left...Astronauts Butch and Suni are still stuck in space...No worries though...A private citizen who is a billionaire took the first spacewalk...He made it home safe...The woman Dave Grohl had an affair with is a "porn goddess" ...A man was found dead in a freezer inside of a Food Lion in NC...Melissa Etheridge is coming to town and we needed to get juiced...We had a Melissa montage and got ourselves in the zone! Today is Bald Is Beautiful...Listeners lit up the phone lines and we got quite a comprehensive list...Vern Troyer...Telly Savalas...The Dali Llama...Steve Harvey...Micheal Jordan...Elmer Fudd...Terry Bradshaw...The list went on and on and on...The world's biggest bodybuilder died at the young tender age of 36...Guess how? There is a new Kamala Harris Ben & Jerry's flavor...It's Kamala's Coconut Jubilee...A court could clear the way for there to be betting on election outcomes...A woman got arrested for assault after accidentally shooting her neighbor with a super soaker...A documentary is coming about the biggest game show win of the 1980's on Press Your Luck...How about this for a Happy Gilmore twist...In place of Bob Barker...Pat Sajak...Get you Krispy Kreme donuts for 13 cents today...A DJ was removed from an event after he stripped naked...Remove yourself from whatever you are doing and listen to the Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!