A devil, a warlock, a soldier, and a fiddler walk into Russia's unluckiest wedding. The fiddler plays while the devil waits, and the soldier and the warlock drink and dance all night long. But when the rooster crows at sunlight, chaos erupts. Will the soldier save the bride and groom? Can the fiddler escape hell and keep his promises? And why do you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled? Tune in to find out!

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