The meltdown of the Red Diaper Doper Babies after Donald Trump’s 2024 reelection will go down as one of history’s most glorious collapses of smugness meeting reality. These neon-haired self-proclaimed intellectuals, who spent months dominating X (formerly Twitter) with condescending memes, pastel infographics, and hashtags like they were revolutionary battle cries, were completely unprepared for the possibility of losing. Their egos, inflated by TikTok likes and retweets, couldn’t comprehend a world where their sarcastic clapbacks and glitter-streaked selfies didn’t topple "fascism." When democracy didn’t align with their hair dye and snarky tweets, they imploded in spectacular fashion—both online and in the streets—turning their despair into a chaotic theater of public tantrums and sequined signs.

Faced with memes mocking their hysteria and challenges to their paper-thin arguments, these warriors of the “digital town square” abandoned their posts, fleeing X en masse to lock profiles and delete tweets faster than their next oat milk latte order. Meanwhile, their “resistance” spilled into the real world with glitter bombs, incoherent chants, and breakdowns that looked more like audition tapes for reality TV than protests. Whether screaming about TikTok’s failure to “save democracy” or tossing septum rings into storm drains with dramatic flair, they embodied the ultimate cautionary tale: reality doesn’t care about your hashtags, neon hair, or feelings. The internet, unsurprisingly, had the last laugh.


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