Commander Misterflip and his crew welcome you on the Bees UTD flight to the soul. The take-off will take place in a few minutes in perfect time. Our estimated flight time is about 1 hour during which you will only have to close your eyes. You can listen to music through the radio system in your chairs. We will fly at an altitude of 9,000 meters, at a cruising speed of around 123 BPM. We will fly over the Deep Ocean towards Soulful and then head straight for the Funky.
Now I leave you to security procedures. Please keep the headphones at high volume and switch off all the telephone sets. Good flight.