It's a beautiful day in Ireland, and one prince has come to see a bird. Instead, he's going to have to marry a princess. One the other side of a big wall, one mule has declared war. And he is ruthless. Now, the last thing the prince wants is to be a hero. But he doesn't have a choice. The king's an easy guy to like. And a hard man to find. This Thanksgiving, only in theaters.

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