Bill talks about having the Sunday Scaries as a kid and tells about a Math Coach who choked some 5th graders out, and asks about maniac teachers you may have had. Are the Miami Dolphins going to become the favorites in the AFC East next season after a big trade? Balsam Bagels tried to keep why they are shutdown a secret, but the news wasn't having it! Will you eat there if they re-open? Sunny D is making an alcoholic drink, what kids' drink would be better with a bit of alcohol in it? Racin Randy says his predicition is coming true in NASCAR and we try to write a Hallmark movie. Jimmy Kimmel makes a slap joke in his Oscar host monologue and it worked!