Chris Chan Love (Parody of That Ain’t Love by REO Speedwagon)

Dear Chris Chan & GenoSamuel2.1,
This one is for you ;)

[ (semicolon, closed parenthesis), coughs Geno
Mmphh… sighs Chris to Geno’s remark]

P.S. Mom, thank you for transfusing the original REO Speedwagon song into me as a child; it has easily become one of my favorite songs of all time!

Love,
Melzy of Wonderland / (AKA Melissa Smith)

Lyrics:

Your Sonichu and Rosechu are endearing
Christian or Christine, either way,
You’re still cool
Don’t listen to those trolls,
Cause they’re just jealous
Of the attention you get for just being you

I don’t mind being adressed as Dear or Darling
I’m not some offense taking girl,
Like those you once knew
You teach me skills with your brilliant comic inventions
Blending Sonic and Pikachu

Got Chris Chan Love
You’ve clearly garnered the whole world’s affection
Got Chris Chan Love
You’ve got an eye for what most are blind to see
I hope that you draw what you love, and you
Meet your Sweetheart someday
Mold medallions, fashioning creativity
I think you’re bold
In a world too scared to speak authentically

Cruel kids tried hijacking parts of your life
Their dealings caused you sadness misery, and fear
I wish they would just give up and work on rebuilding their own lives
They’re devoid of empathy; that part is clear

So…in this world, we use labels like famous and infamous
But for you, a new word will have to be invented or produced
Your clear love for animals, from Equestrian Girls to My Little Pony, is contagious
Please always stay, to yourself, true

I’ve got Chris Chan love
You’ve clearly garnered the whole world’s attention
I’ve got Chris Chan love
Because you’ve got an eye for what most are blind to see
I hope that you draw what you love, and you
Meet your Sweetheart someday
Mold medallions, fashioning creativity
I think you’re bold
In a world scared to speak authentically

You don’t give up easily
I’ve seen the hard parts of your life
They often rupture
But you’re working harder every day
I often can’t imagine how you keep up your positive spirits
So kind when heartless people act mean,
Mean, mean
Yeah

I’ve got Chris Chan love
Clearly garnered the whole world’s attention
I’ve got Chris Chan love
Because you’ve got an eye for what most are blind to see
I hope that you draw what you love, and you
Meet your Sweetheart someday
Mold medallions, fashioning creativity
I think you’re bold
In a world full too scared to speak authentically

I’ve got Chris Chan love
Chris Chan love
Chris Chris, Chris Chris, Chris Chris Chris Chan love
CHRIS CHAN LOVE, WRITTEN IN BOLD
Chris, Chris, Chris Chan love
Chris Chan love

Chris Chan love
Chris Chan love

End

Parody by Melissa Smith:
-Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube I’ll
&
-Mel’s Music on Spreaker, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, JioSaavn, Castbox, Deezer, Podcast Addict, Google Podcasts, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, & Facebook