The Novel:
Claimed by the Alien Bodyguard

The Author:
Tiffany Roberts

The Guest:
Becky Feldman, host of Too Stupid to Live Podcast
IG: @tstlpodcast
Twitter: @tstlpodcast

The Synopsis:
A retired alien bodyguard. A luscious human female he craves. He’ll do whatever it takes to make her his by Christmas.

Gabriela Romero is a single mother struggling to make ends meet. With Christmas fast approaching, she’s lost work, she’s late on rent, and the zeroes in her bank account are on the wrong side of the decimal point. Fortunately, she has a couple bright spots in her life—her amazing daughter, Ana, and her brief interactions with her gorgeous neighbor from across the street, Mason Lee.

He’s big, strong, kind, and he’s great with Ana. Plus, he looks at Gabriela like he wants to devour her. How could a man like him be real? When he finally asks her out—and an unexpected job comes her way—it seems Gabriela’s luck is finally turning around.

Until the universe decides to give her a reality check and disaster strikes.

In Gabriela’s most desperate moments, Mason rushes to the rescue. But her savior isn’t what he seems. He’s a seven-foot-tall alien with horns and glowing violet eyes. Did she run into the arms of an otherworldly demon or will this unusual being save Christmas—and claim Gabriela’s heart in the process?

*Content Warnings* Fire. One of the MC's loses her house in a fire

Show Notes:
- The 8th Day of Boobsmas with LAST YEAR'S 8th Day of Boobsmas guest, Becky Feldman
- Shoutout to a few other favorite romance podcasts
- Becky rants about Jewish holiday romances (00:05:02)
- Revisiting a Hanukkah romance, this time on Too Stupid to Live
- Introducing today's read, Claimed by the Alien's Bodyguard (00:22:20)
- The alien with human emotions
- Gifts: Want vs. Need
- The mystery of mashed potatoes... (00:42:07)
- His magical tail (00:51:25)
- A few steamy sexcerpts (00:56:30)
- We've ruined the word "daddy"
- Heart, Humor, Heat AND Holiday Ratings (01:02:30)
- Our holiday romance writing goals for 2022
- The 8th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin

Books, people, and movies mentioned in this episode:
- Eight Cozy Nights (listen to our Boobsmas review)
- "Love Hard" (Netflix) - featuring music from a former Boobsmas guest, Jason Berk

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