Welcome to Spirited Fronts airlines where nobody has cheaper flights!
We're talking $20 round trip to anywhere in the US! That's right, just $20!*
*additional services cost additional fees
Additional services include:
Checked bag is an extra $150
Carry on bag is an extra $120
Personal item is an extra $99
(Personal item must be less than 2 inches by 4 inches - this includes cellular phones)
If you would like to sit down, that's an additional $150
If you'd like a seat belt (required) that's an extra $79.99
Asking questions or making comments to a gate agent or flight attendant will be an additional $50/per question or comment.
Any trips to the restroom will be an additional $20 ($35 if pooping or vomiting)
Crying babies are an additional $1 per minute of crying
If you want the pilot to arrive on time ready to go that's an additional $32 (gotta find and collaborate with the rest of the passengers on this one - you all need to pay the fee to make it a reality)
If you actually want to literally fly in the air to your destination (not just pretend) it's going to be an additional fee of $123
DISCLAIMER: Spirited Fronts airlines does not claim any legal responsibility for burial costs when the plane crashes, but we can give you a list of funeral homes we partner with free of charge