Tonight ... -Make me choose ... --Gage OR Masada? --Frankie Pickard OR .... --JC Bailey: Crazy S**t AND A Strong Technical Wrestler --Mark Briscoe "looks like Tarzan" --Today's post-match "love fests" --"So ... what's up with all the fat?" --"Then again .... I like fat bleeders" --"Sami Callihan is 'Totes the cutest'" --The Sami Callihan that "didn't give a fuck about Sabu's life" OR the Sami that "spoons Dave Crist on the beach ... with the f'n waves crashing over their bodies" --A "retard with the TV on" smile --"You're a f'n Danny Demanto Guy" -Masada wants to get in the ring with ... -Sam Roberts at "Once In A Lifetime" --Did Lio-Joey 'kill the business'? -DJ's staring at the phone -Joe Gacy "Your Fired!!!" --"I don't use lighttubes anymore ... unless I'm in my yard" -Thoughts on Charlottesville