A woman tried to glue herself to the court at the Timberwolves-Clippers game in Minnesota. She was protesting the former owner of the Timberwolves, Glen Taylor. Another reason to watch the NBA playoffs, I guess.
A man in Florida was arrested for impersonating a DEA officer. He was trying to get a Law Enforcement discount at Wendys.
The time my brother and I broke the candy machine at K-Mart and basically won the jackpot... if the jackpot was made out of Runts.
A woman asked to be removed from the jury pool due to the negative impact it would have on her Sugar Daddy. Her Sugar Daddy pays her $8,000 a month! This also allowed me to speak again about sex work being real work.
Barstool Sports is the only media entity that has balls to speak truthfully. I say this because when it comes to murderers, the local and national media is allowing the piles of garbage to become famous. Instead, the media needs identify them as dumb pieces of shit.

And an update: Qdoba reacted to my burrito ball issue from episode 115.