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- News and headlines "I object" style, including women's basketball (are we back?), NIL (do we have money?), NCAA mistakes (multiple options), scheduling models (who would be our 3?), and the recent player arrest
- Former FB Billy Giovanetti (08-12) talks about his journey with UCF, including: growing up around the program, earning a spot, getting yelled at by GOL, acting like a dead fish, and a history lesson on random Marshall defensive players
- cow of the week goes "Cow or No Cow" on Brady, TSA proposals, spelling, business cards, Mom proms, and not nudity