Netflix romcoms starring former Disney Channel child stars are back, baby! In this episode we discuss The Wrong Paris, a new Miranda Cosgrove vehicle that parodizes reality dating shows. And J has THOUGHTS about what they got wrong and what they got right. Along the way we also discuss:

-Whether spraying yourself in the face with a hose can be sexy
-Too much abs?
-The nature of the Hulk's genitals
-Werewolves and partial werewolves
-The Man of La Mancha

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Theme music: "Our Big Adventure" by Scott Holmes