The next chapter begins...

And so does the brand new episode of They Called This a Movie. It's Valentine's Day (almost), so we continue our tradition of tackling one of two of the biggest romantic phenomena of the last 20 years. This year, we're going back to Forks, Washington where vampires and werewolves fail to coexist. That's right: we watched Twilight Saga: New Moon.

Grab your jorts and chase that rush of adrenaline, as we discuss a movie that is admittedly not made for us. We discuss everything from the toxic message of the movie, shirtless dudes running through the woods, and wonder what this movie would be like with Cenobites.

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Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.