We're back to discuss the second official episode of Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club! This time, a new Connor joins Coleman to break down the commotion in a long-awaited reunion. Lindsay the vampire overlord tells her ambassadors that they're going to go everywhere together but Billy has all but disappeared. Aristotle runs around the beach club looking for Brent when his fragile masculinity is confronted. A stranger makes the extremely questionable choice to let Lindsay hold their child, Jules plays shit-stirrer extraordinaire, Sarah and Jonitta rally against the patriarchy with the help of Jose Cuervo, and everyone is drunk...again! Plus Connor and Coleman get into some Lohan history to find out why a friend of the Kardashians is helping her cook fish. (Apologies for the sometimes-shaky audio, one mic was used in this recording instead of two. This podcast has the same budget as the show.)