In this lively episode of Billified, Bill welcomes Kevin and Matt to the studio while Mark is notably absent due to an issue earlier in the day. The guys speculate about Mark’s situation and share some stories, including Kevin’s recount of enduring one of the most painful experiences of his life—a kidney stone.

The sports conversation heats up as Bill asks Matt how the Cowboys pulled off an improbable win despite over $100 million in cap space sitting on the sidelines. They also discuss the Patriots’ loss, the possibility of Saquon Barkley clinching MVP honors this season, and look ahead to the highly anticipated Bills-49ers matchup.

On the true crime front, Bill dives into his long-standing fascination with the Menendez brothers, spurred by Lyle Menendez’s recent separation from the woman he married while behind bars. This sparks a spirited debate: what drives someone to fall in love with a prisoner, and how do they explain that relationship to their family?

From there, the discussion turns to workplace scams, including a jaw-dropping story of a Macy’s employee who stole $154 million through fraudulent expense reports over three years. Was this a solo act, or was a bigger conspiracy at play?

To top it off, Bill shares the story of a Wisconsin man who attempted something many have secretly thought about but was almost clever enough to get away with. Plus, the episode wraps up with a hilarious round of Theme That Tune, where Bill and Matt—two notorious non-winners—go head-to-head, guaranteeing one of them will finally claim victory.

Laughs, debates, unbelievable stories and where is Mark? Enjoy!