I am trying to publish something everyday so for the first month, let me warn you ahead of time ... there'll be talk about poo and pee when I ran out things to talk about, let u be warned! Listening to myself I kinda puked a lil .. gross. First I need to get used to listening to my own adolescent voice, the innocent age that I left gahzillion years ago. I am more so starting to look like a wrinkly newborn, shiny head, no eyebrows but with facial hair that would not quit! Dont mind the hair but they grow like wild bushes, you cant groom them nice. No matches in the house afraid I might the sudden urge to set them on fire. Done dinner, it was alright .. I know I'll be bloated and gassy in an hour, once the sodium kicks in, too late for regrets. Armed with activated charcoal and tums tsunami hits. K ima scoot here, ill post a lil late night snack later and a freebee, you'll get and update on my unruly and misbehaving tummy from a stubborn and junk binging host. Yea I am an alien, a legal alien Thank God. Hats off for now, chitty chatty choo choo in a few ... if ya guys show sum love, I'll rant some more.