Police where summonsed to a Planet Fitness where reports came in of a man working out NAKED!! Sure enough....he was!

Gym patrons told police 34-year-old Eric Stagno walked in, took off all of his clothes, and started doing yoga on the mats. When officers arrived, he was still doing his pose. They asked him to get some clothes on. He then told them he thought this "was a judgment-free zone", referencing Planet Fitness's slogan.

That's not exactly how it works Eric! He was arrested for indecent exposure, lewdness and disorderly conduct. (New Hampshire Union-Leader)

Now I know they've got a lunk alarm.... but what about a "junk" alarm?!