In this episode you'll find out why I don't speak Italian, why streets are as wide as they are, why my grandfather drank Canadian Club and who got killed when I moved to New York. It's all in my personal history and I didn't swab my cheek and send it to a website to find it out. I listened to old people and kept my eyes open. So listen in and you also find out what those women in orange jump suits were doing down the street from me.