AD can't believe it but he finds himself standing with Kim Davis, the Kentucky County clerk who went to jail rather than sign off on same-sex marriage certificates; after this conversation he thinks you will too... at least in principle. The studio phone rings at an inopportune time which is something AD is okay with in light of the fact that Stephen Colbert's first Late Show almost didn't make it to air because of computer crashes. Funkhouser doesn't remember drinking a drink Bill Cosby made him.