Today we're in North America to hear about a poor Pawnee son who gets lost in a grizzly bear den. The bears razz him for a while, but ultimately let him go with some cool new superpowers. He can only live as long as the bear lives, and so he'll have to find a way to cut his BFF in on the animal powers deal. Adventure AND friendship? Everybody wins.

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