Fake Headlines 93: It’s All About Assumptions

This week’s headlines include stories about spiders causing accidents, Instagram famous grandparents, fake eggs that look real, interactive gas pumps, juggling gone wild and a mysterious dumpster bandit!

Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix!  We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.

THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:
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- Beyond Meat Beyond- Company Lays First Eggless Egg

- New Gas Pump Terminals Will Allow For Quick Phone Connections and Payments

- Spider Blamed For Car Hitting Boat

- Will Juggle for Food! Performer Will Juggle Anything Three Food Items Provided for Your Entertainment

- Taiwanese Laundry-Modelling Grandparents are Surprise Instagram Hit

- Tiny Dumpster Bandit Rescued and Adopted by Indiana Firemen

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