What time is it? Time for an adventure with violent violence! Jake and Finn try to protect Wildberry Princess from the evil machinations of the Guild of Assasins. Back in the studio, Mahadopus and RoseCat debate the relative merits of scraped mental-knees, and cartoon violence. Meanwhile, on the floor, her high royal highness, Velvet Queenpig the most excellent and royal of all the pigs of the earth and sky, all of which are her dominion, feels attacked in a table manner critique, feeling the hosts' observations unfair and with one's mouth wide open is in fact the only way to eat. Will this insidious insult be taken lying down? Or will the humans at long last be dealt a lethal blow from the secret weapon of her highness, a floor to couch missile with the capabilities of rendering a fully-grown human mildy inconvenienced and annoyed? Tune in and find out!