Linwood Barclay’s Rad Fiction (Tribute to Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Deadman)

Original written by: Christine Danielle Connolly, Dave Brenner, Dean Back, & Tyler Connolly

Lyrics:

Linwood Barclay’s my fiction favorite
Linwood Barclay, no one can replace him
Fast pace, electric shock
Reading his works; always nonstop
No Time For Goodbye
It gives me chills
Fear The Worst
Bad Luck, Bad Moves
It’ll give you thrills
Clever guy
Write it down
Take Your Breath Away
His words resound
A diction smash
Find You First
Too Close To Home
Take a Parting Shot
No Safe House, where to go?
And with him, the Rain is Stone
So you need to learn to Trust Your Eyes

I love his Elevator’s Pitch
It sends me flying to my knees
He knows the way, follow his tales
From Promise Falls to New York City
The Accident’s a Television show in France
Hand it to him, perfect ends
I’m so thankful
I’ll seek him out
For his rad, rad fiction

Here’s a writer’s song
For Barclay’s works, I long
A Wolf so Lone
Separates right from wrong
His words carefully deliver
Heart explode
Never Saw It Coming
Tap On The Window
No Safe House, where to go?
And with him, the Rain is Stone
So you need to learn to Trust Your Eyes
No Safe House, where to go?
And with him, the Rain is Stone
To Escape, Lift before you freefall through the night

I love his Elevator’s Pitch
It sends me flying to my knees
He knows the way; follow his tales
From Promise Falls to New York City
The Accident’s a Television show in France
Hand it to him, perfect ends
I’m so thankful
I’ll seek him out
For his rad, rad fiction

Stephen King appropved
Rave reviews of all kinds
Genre crossover
His art brings delight
It brings so much delight
Linwood Barclay’s my fiction favorite
Linwood Barclay, no one can replace him
He’s a smooth trickster
Amazing wordsmith
In our time
He’s such a victor
Picture perfect
He’s the best
Vocabulary strong
Left impressed
Can’t you tell, future influencing?
With his words
Left shocked, stuttering
Leaves me so bewitched
Almost embarrassing
His plots keep dancing
Twists surfacing

I love his Elevator’s Pitch
Sending me flying to my knees
Knows the way; follow his tales
From Promise Falls to New York City
The Accident’s a Television show in France
Hand it to him, perfect ends
I’m so thankful
I’ll seek him out
For his rad, rad fiction
For his rad, rad fiction
For his rad, rad fiction

End

*Tribute by Melissa Smith:
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