The fill-in-the-blank (helicopter, tiger, lawnmower) parent genre [https://www.parentingroundaboutpodcast.com/blog/episode-235-beyond-tiger-moms-and-helicopter-parents] is rich for revisiting, and complaining about, which we are doing today after reading the latest list of suggestions at the New Yorker [https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/10/17/helicopter-parents-are-last-years-model].