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This week we have stories about a man who lost his penis because he tried to put it where it wasn't welcome, again, allegedly. PETA have some perfectly reasonable suggestions, allegedly and you can cover up the smell of a dead body with 70 bottle of air freshener, allegedly.

What a world we live in, allegedly.

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