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This week we have stories about shock horror and surprise as social justice warriors miss another target, you can win a prize by driving at the speed of Ketchup and man marries his dead wife’s sister, on the day he was supposed to marry the dead one, but she died on the wedding day, so yeah he just married the sister instead and a man who has married a sex doll, cheated on that sex doll, divorced that sex doll and will marry you, if you also like sex dolls.

What a world we live in.

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