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Sup there Burpees,

We're back again and this week we have stories about ...

Some dude who designed a jacket for a Queer Eye show tried suing Lego, and it didn't go as planned. FedEx wants permission to put anti missile measures on their planes, a man has a cockroach living in his ear for three days, a woman sends herself drinks from fake admirers to keep her dates in check and could you stay in an airplane toilet for 5 hours?

There's also some good news stories about magic mushrooms being good and tortoises being old.

Hurray!

What a world we live in.

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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