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Today we have stories about…

Kids being prepared for zombies in school, a teacher has a weird idea of what should go into a cupcake, business class just isn’t for everyone, imagine being so cold that your cock nearly falls off and someone is really shit at predicting things in the future.

This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!

What a world we live in.

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