Only 33 Once (Parody of Love & Lust by 24kGoldn)

Originally written: Billy Walsh, Golden Landis Von Jones, Louis Bell, & Omer Fedi

Happy 33rd Birthday, Adam Smithy Girl!!!

Lyrics (more or less):

You’re only 33 once,
to celebrate with you, Dear
Companion Cube Love
Bowling for Nerf at your pier,
my Battleship’s sunk
Happy Birthday, Adam Smithy Girl
So so so, so so

You can talk me through countless trials, even death defilement, without even flinching
You’ve got love like liquid gold, it ain’t natural, making me feel crazy lucky
Date night, got me so high
Laughing all night
Cause you keep smoke joy winning
You make me speed up, Baby
Hocus Pocus free magic for me

Joking with your rhymes
Your new Youtubers teach me
You’re ecstasy in my mind
Doing laundry and dishes on the daily
Talking the divine,
You sung me Laser Beam, on voicemail, and hit record
Hit record

You’re only 33 once,
to celebrate with you, Dear
Companion Cube Love
Bowling for Nerf at your pier,
my Battleship’s sunk
Happy Birthday, Adam Smithy Girl
Yo yo yo, yo yo

You’re only 33 once,
to celebrate with you, Dear
Companion Cube Love
Bowling for Nerf at your pier,
my Battleship’s sunk
Happy Birthday, Adam Smithy Girl
Yo yo yo, yo yo

When Destiny chimes,
It’s XBox, you see
PlayStation to Sega,
creating my Dreamcast dreams
Getting shakes or malts at Braum’s, or Andy’s Frozen custard
Since we were teenagers, young and dumb,
You’re still everything I want

You’re an A+, classic, game controller natural
You don’t listen to my songs
Because you loved me before
Thankful for all those years that brought us to where we are now
Now~

You’re only 33 once,
to celebrate with you, Dear
Companion Cube Love
Bowling for Nerf at your pier,
my Battleship’s sunk
Happy Birthday, Adam Smithy Girl
Yo yo yo, yo yo

You’re only 33 once,
to celebrate with you, Dear
Companion Cube Love
Bowling for Nerf at your pier,
my Battleship’s sunk
Happy Birthday, Adam Smithy Girl
Yo yo yo, yo yo

Who taught you to be so sweet?
Your love still beats all those story books
I’m so lucky to be with you, Mr. Smooth
Happy Birthday, now! So oh oh, oh oh

You’re only 33 once,
to celebrate with you, Dear
Companion Cube Love
Bowling for Nerf at your pier,
my Battleship’s sunk
Happy Birthday, Adam Smithy Girl
Yo yo yo, yo yo

You’re only 33 once,
to celebrate with you, Dear
Companion Cube Love
Bowling for Nerf at your pier,
my Battleship’s sunk
Happy Birthday, Adam Smithy Girl
Yo yo yo, yo yo

Only 33 once
Happy Birthday, Adam
Only 33 once
Happy Birthday, Adam
Only 33 once
Happy Birthday, Adam
Adam: Happy Birthday!!!

End

Parody by Melissa Smith:
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