We're in The Philippines this week to hear about a widow and her son. The son steps out for a normal hunting trip, when a wild pig leads him into a cave—and a curse. After consuming an irresponsible amount of wine and wandering into danger, a voice tells the kid to FIGHT, and he'll obey. But when the dust settles and the beat drops, he'll have no choice to wonder: were they ever really his enemies to begin with? Join us for a story of giants, warriors, mysterious third-act wives.

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