This week's episode is more fragrant than a pile of lutefisk and as strong as a bracing shot of vodka. It's the Russo-Finnish Troika classic Jack Frost! Will Nastya wake up after touching Jack's death-staff? Will Marfushka get what's coming to her? What the hell was the deal with the pig sled? All these questions and more might be answered here, but mostly we talk about how metal Jack Frost is.

Host segments: Ivan and Nastya -- like cream and OJ; Bargain Bin Fairy Tales; All our Grandmas are Dead; Fantasy Metal Jack Frost; "Paradise By the Pig Sled Light"; Bitch Knitting; MST3-Troika; Predictably, Jack Frost is Re-invented a la Tarantino; Sic Balls, Jappa!