Original by Wally De Backer

Whether your body needs to be held up, in, or together:
For each product, we’ll show you a variety of kinds.
So here, I write for you, this parody,
Showing off the products of my company.
Soma’s got love lists, cause we want to connect to you better:

You, (you you you you, you you)
You, (you you you you you)

You can get lace in your Bralettes, Panties, and your Push-ups,
Our Cool Nights PJ’S feel heavensent, so heavensent.
Minimizers to Demi’s, Stunning Support to Strapless Starlet.
Some are Full Coverage, others Balconette.
Wireless comes in Enbliss, Vanishing, Cooling, and Embraceable.

We’ve got everything from silk to satin, so soft.
Thongs range from Retro, Lace, Vanishing, to All Over.
We use Inofits to measure your above:
To use more accurate technology, and make your bra shopping not as tough.
Sensous Lace in bra and panties galore
Buy them in Black, Pale Sand, Nightfall Navy, and Fig Heirloom Rose,
Leggings, dresses, chemises, robes, and more...
Thanks you for shopping with Soma,
Enbliss to Embraceable.
We’ve got Enbliss to Embraceable.
Where we’ve got Enbliss to Embraceable.

Buy one get one half off applies to Bralettes: Racerback, Lace, and Seamless.
Underwear styles include Bikini, Hipster, and High Leg.
Modern, Retro, Boyshort, and Thongs.
More underwear that I can guarantee,
Will leave you satisfied and comfortable.
I wear their products every single day;
They’ve even got perfume and detergent in store.

We’ve got everything from silk to satin, so soft.
Thongs range from Retro, Lace, Vanishing, to All Over.
We use Inofits to measure your above:
To use more accurate technology, and make your shopping not so tough.
Sensous Lace in bra and panties galore.
Buy them in Black, Pale Sand, Nightfall Navy, and Fig Heirloom Rose.
Leggings, dresses, chemises, robes, and more...
Thanks you shopping with Soma,
Enbliss to Embraceable.
So sexy, so comfy: Enbliss to Embraceable.
We’ve got everything from Enbliss to Embraceable.
So comfy, so sexy: Enbliss to Embraceable
We’ve got everything from Enbliss to Embraceable.
Enbliss to Embraceable,
Everything.

Written by Melissa Smith (AKA Melzy of Wonderland on Youtube; & Mel’s Music on Apple Podcasts, Facebook, Spotify, & Spreaker)