as massive "legitimate" media outlets report that a world famous conservative pundit is endorsing Hillary Clinton, we take the time to dig a little deeper in search of the truth. Trump implies that there are more compromising tapes out there and says that he will wage war on the Clintons if they become public. In the run up to the election, Americans face difficult choices, not only in terms of their vote, but also in terms of their personal ethics. We discuss how to pull the lever of democracy without selling your soul. Funkhouser wears girl pants to work and the internet reacts.