And we're back! And we get to talk about what a dumbass Charlie is being, and how if he just stopped acting like a lunatic and explained to Claire what was going on, that he'd probably find himself less ostracized and not in need of stitches. But that's not how things work on The Island, so instead of a nice story about a guy thinking a baby needs a baptism, we get a guy being an idiot and stealing a baby.