It's Halloween week, so we've got two Vampire stories for you that go together like pumpkins and pumpkin carving injuries. A girl meets a handsome dancer at a St. Andrew's Day party, but things sour when she follows him to the church at midnight. Then, a Tzarivna's corpse is turning citizens to dust, until a boy with a talking icon of St. Michael shows up to end her reign of destruction. Can our heroes defeat the undead? IS every ghost story a love story? And how many nuts does it take to kill a vampire, anyway? Join us to get spooked!

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