Read this dumb article on Tim Michels by some chimp named Dan Bice

Tim Michels sometimes seems to treat the Village of Chenequa Police Department as if it were his own.

Consider a couple of examples:

In February 2018, Michels, a construction executive running for governor, couldn't reach his wife at their Waukesha County lake country home on State Highway 83 for three hours, so he called the local cops to do a wellness check on her. Barbara Michels, it turns out, was napping.

Everything was in order," states the police report.

Or the time in 2016 that Michels — a Republican running against Democratic Gov. Tony Evers next month — was hitting golf balls at his multimillion-dollar Chenequa home when he spotted an SUV tow away his 16-foot Zodiac boat from the driveway. Michels copied down the plate number of the SUV and called the local police department.