‘Twas the night before Beltane and the stench of blood and flesh permeated throughout the Hollywood Hills. Megan Fox, like so many other celebrities, acknowledged in a Glamour interview right before Walpurgis that she shares blood with her partner who will cut his own chest open and tell her to take his soul or let him bleed on her. Flesh fetishes are also common in the Hills. It makes a lot of sense when you see so many television shows or movies with vampires and zombies. The bloodthirst for talent, particularly the blood of babies as in AHS, seems more literal than a metaphor. Some celebrities choose to paint with their blood or sell parts of their soul with art in the case of pop star Grimes. Now with Ambrosia offering young blood transfusions to the rich, Bite Labs offering cloned meat from actual celebrities, and compostable bodies in Washington State, there is a full-on rush to the bowels of hell. Are these people just board with their money and fame? No. There is no more metaphor, the Hollywood Hills have eyes, and they are infested with literal blood drinkers and cannibals. The influence of Hollywood and the White House, with the President recently saying that children belong to teachers in the classroom, is the biggest concern for the youth. Classrooms across the country are not only teaching children about perverse sexuality but about cannibalism to save the planet while having them chanting names, not of gods of civilization but those of chaos. Although it’s acceptable to drink blood and eat human flesh, it’s not okay to be a Christian or like America if you’re Chris Pratt. Christians in particular though should be very careful due to their own practice of the Eucharist.