TOAST – 002

TOAST – 002
Telemetry Overview and Alignment Synchronization Transcript
Classification: Public Interface Tier 2

Distribution Node: Listener Channel

To all verified receivers of the Excuse Us broadcast:
Our sensors indicate that you are still listening. This is acceptable.
However, recent telemetry shows a discrepancy: thousands of ears, only three (3) ratings on file. This ratio has been flagged as Statistically Suspicious. Blind Corp does not enjoy suspicion. Suspicion leads to audits. Audits lead to basements.
To restore signal integrity, please proceed to your auditory platform of record: Apple, Spotify, whichever one you've signed the fewest waivers with, and log a rating.

Five stars is the calibration standard.
Deviations will be noted, forgiven, and remembered.

A written review is optional but deeply monitored. 
A few words will suffice. 
Sentiment over syntax.
A phonetic scream is a valid entry.

Compliance takes eleven seconds. Non-compliance takes considerably longer.

Thank you for your continued alignment.

Blind Corp approves this message for distribution. By reading it, you already agreed.