Greta called it - the whole reason you have a Telenovela wedding is so you can not have a wedding.  Or did she?  This very Telenovela show has lots of tricks up its beautifully tailored sleeves.  And the resolution - or not of this wedding situation, did not see this ending coming.
But don’t worry Jamie - the 19th century is here to fight about it.  And all the competing technologies are here to play.  Tomahawk/hatchet v. Knife v. Sword v. Whip v. Bow & Arrow v. Flint-Lock pistol v. Breech Load rifle
Oh yeah - and Secret Baby showed up.  Fake Secret Baby.  Almost to Telanovela BINGO

Fear not - all the ways to die are here to play - come along next week to see if all the mysteries are coming together.



As always - you can reach us on the internets.
Jamie Lewis (plagueofstrength.com & IG @plagueofstrength)
&
Greta Hardin (The History of American Food podcast & @THoAFood all over)