-Why I haven’t done a show ... —How I got a duck/pigeon pen —“I don’t give a f**k about that squirrel ...” —Some bad pet owners across the street —“Couple motherf**ers looking underweight and crazy looking ...” —“I only give a f**k about the cats ...” -Recapping race season —Spartan Trifecta —Tough Mudder —“Funky Monkey: The Revolution” —“I guess ‘shimmy’ is the right word ...” —“This big fat motherfu**er is doing a zip line ...” -Tattoo season —“F**k that Alex Colon memory” -Kiki Challenge —“MFers acting like Kiki is the first woman that made ‘em want to jump out of a moving car” —“Joe ... the microphone’s already on” -Thoughts on Alex Shelley retiring -RIP Nikolai and Brian Christopher -“LeBron James is the fu**in’ man” -Help TJ! -CZW talk —Tremont’s gone ‘for good’ but ‘for awhile’ —Dismal state of the company —Big moment for Dan O’Hare —DJ = Ass -Matt Tremont: “The Hero of DeathMatch Wrestling” -Another ‘heel owner’ angle —Did $5 Wrestling book this? —Previewing “Business As Usual” —“Tickets are flyin’”