27 JUN. 2016 · Launch night! Woah. Stowaways, nepotism, spunk, rockets, coconut, roadkill, dodgems, tools, spy girls and comps, comps, comps.

24 SEP. 2015 · Yeast, candy apples, scales, tiger pelt, omg, what the hell, crosswords, LGB-slee, audio fail and Steve scampers off with the win.

22 SEP. 2015 · Mel's life in pieces, Judas is (over t)here, John gets extracted, kung fu Beast Mode and Brenchel are reproducing. Let's celebrate with a thimbleful of champagne. And then go puke in the sink.

14 SEP. 2015 · Oh my god, the three headed beast loses a member. Who's a better snog, Steve's mum or Cody's dad? Not Austin, that's for sure. Rainbows, Irish cliches, reverse reverse reverse psychology and who runs the world? Vanessa. HEY LADY!

6 SEP. 2015 · It's Big Brother Bile, baby! A whistlestop tour through the past 16 days. John goes in/ out but fails to shake it all about. Zingbot, sink-vomit, Meg pegs it and James goes back to Gizmo. Aw. Austwin-ge.

21 AGO. 2015 · Butter! Austin's arseholes, Vanessa's vultures, the Titanic, scamps, bullies, face masks, the strange tie dye town of Governeur, OTEV, surgical stockings and live feed from the vault. Don't expect the unexpected!

14 AGO. 2015 · Hairy backs, hairspray, tie dye and the real fan favourite returns; Cody's dad. Sick of the sixth sense, Clay and Shelli get the heave ho, with no one's favourite Amazing Racer following soon after. The most boring double eviction in history? Thanks Steve. Mum, I need you right now indeed. Amateurs.

5 AGO. 2015 · Another minority gets shown the door, month old live feed insights, bird shit, hooker squirrels, gallantry, dark moon, golden arses and broken pumices.

28 JUL. 2015 · The Audrey special, grunge, whack, the outback(door) steakhouse, paint, wafting, and the takeover gets shoved under the rug, where it belongs.

19 JUL. 2015 · Trombonists unite! Jase, Devonne and Jeff get shown the door, the dice from last year are dusted off, bedhopping twins, Y2K and it's all gronk wrong.