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n the wacky world of Floridian politics, Governor Ron "Heels" DeSantis has found himself in a bit of a pickle—or should we say, in a bit of a platform shoe?...
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n the wacky world of Floridian politics, Governor Ron "Heels" DeSantis has found himself in a bit of a pickle—or should we say, in a bit of a platform shoe? The Sunshine State's head honcho has been caught up in a scandal that's got more lift than a NASA rocket—yep, it's "Bootgate," the saga that's got everyone looking down instead of up for a change.So, what's the tall tale? Well, it seems that DeSantis has been accused of giving his height a bit of a gubernatorial boost, thanks to some sneaky shoe inserts. That's right, the man's been elevating more than just taxes! And who do we have to thank for this juicy tidbit? None other than the former Tweeter-in-Chief, Donald Trump, who's been throwing shade taller than the alleged lifts themselves.The whole hullabaloo stepped into the spotlight with a Politico exposé that had more cobblers in a tizzy than a sale at Shoe Carnival. These sole-searching sleuths claimed that DeSantis's boots were more stacked than a pancake breakfast at IHOP.Now, DeSantis, standing at a reported 5'11" (on a good hair day), swears on his mother's recipe for key lime pie that he's as lift-free as a Florida alligator's belly. But, he's been as shy about a barefoot measurement as a catfish is about a beauty pageant.The "Bootgate" brouhaha has been the gift that keeps on giving for his high-heeled haters. They're eating it up like a tourist with a Publix sub, saying these lifts aren't just for his feet, but for his lofty political dreams, too. They reckon he's trying to stand toe-to-toe with the big boys on the national stage—literally.DeSantis, for his part, isn't letting this scandal stomp on his spirit. He's been strutting into speeches with more jokes about his footwear than a stand-up comedian at a shoe store. But whether this scandal will scuff his political prospects or just add another inch to his infamous reputation, only time will tell.So, will "Bootgate" be the thing that trips up Governor DeSantis, or will he rise above it—elevator shoes and all? Stay tuned, folks. It's Florida, after all, where the only thing higher than the humidity is the next chapter of "Bootgate."
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Gator Gate - Ron Poop DeSantis
5 DIC. 2023 · It all started with a seemingly innocuous photo op. DeSantis, ever the champion of Florida's natural wonders, posed for a picture holding a baby alligator. Now, baby alligators are cute, right? Wrong. This particular gator was, shall we say, less than thrilled about being cradled by the governor. It decided to express its displeasure in the most Florida way possible: by pooping, explosively, right on DeSantis' pristine khaki pants. Chaos ensued. Photographers snapped away, capturing the governor's look of utter horror as the brown goo dripped down his leg. His press team scrambled for damage control, while the internet erupted in memes and jokes. #GatorGate was born. DeSantis, bless his awkward heart, tried to salvage the situation. He claimed it was "just mud," then blamed the photographer for "photoshopping" the gator poop. But the evidence was, well, evident. His attempts to downplay it only made it funnier. The incident became a metaphor for DeSantis' governorship – a carefully constructed image constantly on the verge of being hilariously defaced by reality. It was a reminder that even the most powerful politicians can't control everything, especially not the bodily functions of a disgruntled reptile. So, there you have it: the tale of Ron DeSantis and the gator poop heard 'round the world. A cautionary story about hubris, humidity, and never trusting a seemingly cute baby alligator. And who knows, maybe this will inspire a new Florida tourism slogan: "Come for the sunshine, stay for the gator poop on the governor's pants."1m 35s -
Ron is hysterical on economy
5 DIC. 2023 · During a recent appearance in Iowa, Ron DeSantis laughed uncontrollably when a voter asked him a question about the economy. The video of his reaction quickly went viral, with many comparing it to a scene from the movie "The Office." In the clip, DeSantis can be seen leaning back in his chair, hands raised, and laughing hysterically, while the audience looks on awkwardly. Some critics suggested that the governor's response was inappropriate and immature, while others defended him, saying he was simply showing his human side. Despite the criticism, DeSantis's camp embraced the moment, selling t-shirts featuring the phrase "Unhinged Laughter is the Best Medicine," which quickly became a hit among supporters. It's worth noting that this incident occurred during a larger debate around DeSantis's handling of the economy in Florida, particularly his controversial decision to reject federal funding for high-speed rail projects. So while the laughter itself might seem trivial, it speaks to broader concerns about DeSantis's leadership style and priorities. Nonetheless, the meme-ification of the moment served as a distraction from those criticisms and helped shift the conversation towards something more lighthearted and relatable.1m 12s -
Bootgate - Ron DeSantis puts his boot heel in his mouth
7 NOV. 2023 · n the wacky world of Floridian politics, Governor Ron "Heels" DeSantis has found himself in a bit of a pickle—or should we say, in a bit of a platform shoe? The Sunshine State's head honcho has been caught up in a scandal that's got more lift than a NASA rocket—yep, it's "Bootgate," the saga that's got everyone looking down instead of up for a change. So, what's the tall tale? Well, it seems that DeSantis has been accused of giving his height a bit of a gubernatorial boost, thanks to some sneaky shoe inserts. That's right, the man's been elevating more than just taxes! And who do we have to thank for this juicy tidbit? None other than the former Tweeter-in-Chief, Donald Trump, who's been throwing shade taller than the alleged lifts themselves. The whole hullabaloo stepped into the spotlight with a Politico exposé that had more cobblers in a tizzy than a sale at Shoe Carnival. These sole-searching sleuths claimed that DeSantis's boots were more stacked than a pancake breakfast at IHOP. Now, DeSantis, standing at a reported 5'11" (on a good hair day), swears on his mother's recipe for key lime pie that he's as lift-free as a Florida alligator's belly. But, he's been as shy about a barefoot measurement as a catfish is about a beauty pageant. The "Bootgate" brouhaha has been the gift that keeps on giving for his high-heeled haters. They're eating it up like a tourist with a Publix sub, saying these lifts aren't just for his feet, but for his lofty political dreams, too. They reckon he's trying to stand toe-to-toe with the big boys on the national stage—literally. DeSantis, for his part, isn't letting this scandal stomp on his spirit. He's been strutting into speeches with more jokes about his footwear than a stand-up comedian at a shoe store. But whether this scandal will scuff his political prospects or just add another inch to his infamous reputation, only time will tell. So, will "Bootgate" be the thing that trips up Governor DeSantis, or will he rise above it—elevator shoes and all? Stay tuned, folks. It's Florida, after all, where the only thing higher than the humidity is the next chapter of "Bootgate."2m 1s
n the wacky world of Floridian politics, Governor Ron "Heels" DeSantis has found himself in a bit of a pickle—or should we say, in a bit of a platform shoe?...
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n the wacky world of Floridian politics, Governor Ron "Heels" DeSantis has found himself in a bit of a pickle—or should we say, in a bit of a platform shoe? The Sunshine State's head honcho has been caught up in a scandal that's got more lift than a NASA rocket—yep, it's "Bootgate," the saga that's got everyone looking down instead of up for a change.So, what's the tall tale? Well, it seems that DeSantis has been accused of giving his height a bit of a gubernatorial boost, thanks to some sneaky shoe inserts. That's right, the man's been elevating more than just taxes! And who do we have to thank for this juicy tidbit? None other than the former Tweeter-in-Chief, Donald Trump, who's been throwing shade taller than the alleged lifts themselves.The whole hullabaloo stepped into the spotlight with a Politico exposé that had more cobblers in a tizzy than a sale at Shoe Carnival. These sole-searching sleuths claimed that DeSantis's boots were more stacked than a pancake breakfast at IHOP.Now, DeSantis, standing at a reported 5'11" (on a good hair day), swears on his mother's recipe for key lime pie that he's as lift-free as a Florida alligator's belly. But, he's been as shy about a barefoot measurement as a catfish is about a beauty pageant.The "Bootgate" brouhaha has been the gift that keeps on giving for his high-heeled haters. They're eating it up like a tourist with a Publix sub, saying these lifts aren't just for his feet, but for his lofty political dreams, too. They reckon he's trying to stand toe-to-toe with the big boys on the national stage—literally.DeSantis, for his part, isn't letting this scandal stomp on his spirit. He's been strutting into speeches with more jokes about his footwear than a stand-up comedian at a shoe store. But whether this scandal will scuff his political prospects or just add another inch to his infamous reputation, only time will tell.So, will "Bootgate" be the thing that trips up Governor DeSantis, or will he rise above it—elevator shoes and all? Stay tuned, folks. It's Florida, after all, where the only thing higher than the humidity is the next chapter of "Bootgate."
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