LGBT folks come in all shapes and colors, even shades of miserable, conservative beige. A gay journalist who says he used to be liberal is now saying he’s ready to come out as conservative, claiming he’s a victim of all the outrage over his article on a alt-right gay scammer whose attempt at pissing people off is putting money in his pocket.

Today we’re taking a look at the few but miserable lgbt folks who for some reason, are hot for Trump, Bannon and Putin’s Nazi dong.

Plus–

• A gas station cashier in Australia wants you to keep your sweaty titty money in your bra.

• A new study says eating fruits and vegetables is great for lifting your spirits.

• No surprise- Trump’s inauguration poster has a misspelling.

• It’s Pun Day in the UK so we present to you some of our favorites.